This Phone Will Improve Your Focus and Cut Out Distractions
And six other tech companies promising blessed peace of mind
Need to Make a Private Phone Call in Public? Bane Yourself!
Nothing says discretion like dressing up as a supervillain
This Is the Swiss Army Pipe. Admire Its Genius.
Just don't put it in your carry on. For multiple reasons.
How a $4,000 Pocketknife Became the Butt of 4,000 Jokes
In which Amazon reviews the 87-tool Swiss Army knife. Harshly.
Scientists Just Created a Crash-Proof Drone
Well, where's the fun in that?
This Giant Inflatable Paddleboard Can Carry You, Seven Friends
[Insert 'Yo mama' joke here]
Your Next Tie Will Be Made From Spider Silk
Because you can't wear your Spiderman pajamas to work
This Mechanical Wooden Map Puts All Your School Art Projects to Shame
Oh you made a macaroni painting? That's so cute.
Do Your Party a Favor and Get This Go-Anywhere Bluetooth Speaker
It comes with a mic. Karaoke anyone?
Apparently There’s a Secret Version of Tinder for People Who Are Really Good at Tinder
Haven't heard of it? Are you beautiful and/or rich?
Meet Captain, the Bot That Nags Your Family for You
Because having a conversation is for Luddites
This Is an A.I.-Powered Electric Flying Car Drone
Say that five times fast
Your Emergency Car Kit Really Needs This Power Station
Portable power to the people!
This Is Your Brain on Headphones. No, Really.
Pavlov would be proud
A New ‘Smart Condom’ Is the Fitbit for Sex No One Asked For
So ... uh ... what exactly is this thing measuring?
Patagonia Took 45 Years to Perfect This Sleeping Bag
Never double bunk for warmth again. Well, unless you want to.