This is The Listings, a monthly rundown (with pictures!) of some of the most over-the-top properties currently on sale in or around this fair(ish) city.
This month, we’ve rounded up seven on-the-market homes that are ideally appointed for fighting the seasonal chill: as in, with fireplaces and/or hot tubs. From a stately Brooklyn brownstone to a cozy $30 million penthouse, these homes will keep you toasty this winter and beyond. Because staying in is the new going out.
Basics: 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, 1,123 square feet
Notable features: Comin’ in hot with radiant heated floors and unadulterated skyline and river views stacked in an 80-story L.E.S. tower, this pad also comes with a whopping four floors of shared amenities. To keep you toasty, there’s a hot tub, sauna and two lounge areas with roaring fireplaces. Plus: a golf simulator, full basketball court, bowling alley, squash court, 70-person movie theater and covered dog run. You’ll never have a need to step out into the cold again.
Basics: 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, 2,210 square feet
Notable features: The kind of elegant-meets-chic penthouse that Tribeca is known for, this little ditty has an ultra-modern indoor-outdoor fireplace and south-facing landscaped terrace with a hot tub wired with speakers. Perfect for relaxing in a truly opulent way high above the city streets.
Basics: 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, 4,500 square feet
Notable features: A Cobble Hill townhouse dream come true, this four-story gem has a heated pool and hot tub. It also boasts a silly amount of fireplaces: one in the kitchen, two on the parlor floor and a behemoth black marble masterpiece in the grand bedroom adjacent to the luxe master bathroom with an oversized waterworks tub — where you’ll find, you guessed it, another fireplace.
Basics: 1 bedroom, 1 bath, 770 square feet
Notable features: Well-appointed Upper East Side livin’, this condo has a hefty jacuzzi tub just for you, as well as a heated swimming pool, hot tub, steam room and sauna on the amenities floor below.
Basics: 7 bedrooms, 5 baths, 8,250 square feet
Notable features: From the 1,000-bottle wine cellar to the rooftop garden oasis with solarium, just about everything in this stately home is notable. You’ll be kicking back under 14-foot ceilings in front of two fireplaces in the living area before retiring to a sprawling master bedroom with a crackling fireplace as well as another in the accompanying bath. To boot, two of the guest bedrooms come correct with a fireplace of their own. It’s even got a towel warmer.
Basics: 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, 2,957 square feet
Notable features: A warm West Village dwelling, this condo has floor-to-ceiling windows and a fanciful terrace with a spa complete with sauna, steam room and hot tub on-site.
Basics: 3 bedrooms, 5 baths, 800 square feet
Notable features: Hello, high-design duplex penthouse with a 30-foot infinity pool. While it’s not expressly stated, we’re going to go ahead and assume that for this pretty penny, it’s heated. Sculpturally superior, this knockout features one outdoor fireplace, as well as a handsome indoor number blazing up in the enclosed rooftop pavilion.
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