Maid Man

While your season’s been replete with good tidings, it’s likely been bereft of, shall we say, good tidying.

Delivering you from the consequences of your holiday cheer: Get Maid, a smartphone-ready service that deploys domestic help to your door, now accepting bookings for Manhattan and select parts of Brooklyn.

This is as easy as finding a maid gets.

No sketchy agencies. No awkward tipping.

For $45/hr, you’ll get an extensively vetted, highly experienced member of Get Maid’s staff within two hours — gratuity and eco-friendly cleaning supplies included.

Pricing is prorated, so you’re just charged for each full hour, and only as soon as the job you specified is done — your apartment spic-and-span, closet organized, or laundry in the wash (provided it’s in your building).

You can even give GetMaid as a gift, because everyone else brought the wine that needs to be cleaned off the carpet.

And anyway, that NYE party is coming up.

Consider this your first resolution.