When you’re a kid, hell seems like a fun concept.
The ghosts, the devils, the graveyards.
When you’re a grown-ass man, hell can, at times, seem like where you live.
The Cubs imploding, deserted L platforms, the Cubs imploding again.
With those daily frustrations in mind, we present The Chicago House of Horrors.
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The Chicago House of Horrors is what a haunted house would be, if that haunted house truly made you wallow in the terror of day-to-day Chicago.
Meat-deficient burgers.
The sound of Michael Madigan’s voice.
River North.
Hey, we love Chicago.
It’s just a terrifying place to live.
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