Some Genius Made a Sex-Toy Machine That Wishes You ‘Happy New Year’
You never know what’s coming this year.
That’s about how mature a sense of humor you’ll need to enjoy “Sex Machine 2017,” a Rube Goldberg machine made of sex toys designed to wish you well in the new year. Created by Super Deluxe, a YouTube community of “creative weirdos,” this is the paddle-spankin’, dildo-loving, blow-up-doll-laden way to say, “Dear 2017: whatever you got, we can take it.”
Probably in some sort of orifice.