Arts & Entertainment | January 2, 2017 9:00 am

Some Genius Made a Sex-Toy Machine That Wishes You ‘Happy New Year’

Let's kick 2017 off with a bang (NSFW)

You never know what’s coming this year.

Or who.

That’s about how mature a sense of humor you’ll need to enjoy “Sex Machine 2017,” a Rube Goldberg machine made of sex toys designed to wish you well in the new year. Created by Super Deluxe, a YouTube community of “creative weirdos,” this is the paddle-spankin’, dildo-loving, blow-up-doll-laden way to say, “Dear 2017: whatever you got, we can take it.”

Probably in some sort of orifice.