Aspen Resort Offering Absurd ‘Dumb and Dumber’ Ski Package

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December 21, 2018 9:00 am

“A place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instictively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen.”

That’s Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey) convincing Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) to head to Colorado in Dumb and Dumber. Daniels deadpans: “I don’t know Lloyd, the French are assholes.”

They do make it to Aspen, of course, and the rest of their Quixotic adventure is now cinematic lore. And now it’s a trip you can recreate, plus a few extra luxurious amenities, courtesy The Curtis Hotel’s “Lloyd and Harry Package.” 

Based in Denver, The Curtis is known for its over-the-top themed rooms (Star TrekJimmy Buffett, Talladega Nights). This experience is cut from the same absurdist cloth. For a whopping $10K, The Curtis will:

  • Put you up for two nights in its Corner King Deluxe Room
  • Gift you two pairs of Icelandic Nomadic 95 Skis (with custom Denver skyline art)
  • Rent you a moped to drive around the Mile High City
  • Fly you by private jet to Aspen
  • Pay for two single-day lift tickets on Aspen mountain

… and a whole lot more. Including our personal favorite — powder blue and orange tuxedos, with matching top hats. 

For more information on booking the package, head here.

Image from IMDB


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