Patton Oswalt Loves Scary Stories More Than You, Has the Books to Prove It
11 horrific tales, as compiled by one very funny man
20 Leading Ladies Who Scared the Sh*t Out of Us, Ranked
Turn out the lights and turn up your volume
Forget Haunted Houses. These 5 Places Deliver Real Horrors.
Exploring Chicago’s darkside with local historian Adam Selzer
Five Swanky Halloween Spectacles for Grown-Ass Men
Ever stayed in an abandoned asylum turned five-star hotel?
Who’s Up for a Five-Star Overnight Bigfoot Hunt?
Enjoy the helicopter ride. It may be the last you ever take.
The Ol’ Seance Date. Works Every Time.
Plus: A feast, a flask and a goodnight kiss
Parents Taking Away Their Kids’ Halloween Candy Is Still Sadistic, Hilarious
Jimmy Kimmel’s annual bit never gets old
Heidi Klum Dressed Up as a Brigade of Heidi Klum Fembots for Halloween
Are we the only ones who find this mildly disturbing?
Seven Dads Who Are Really, Really Excellent at This Halloween Thing
Looks like the rest of us have some work to do
MIT Just Created a ‘Nightmare Machine.’ It Works.
They've made scaring the sh*t out of people a science
Penthouse Party With Dita Von Teese, Anyone?
LA’s new members-only workspace is throwing a Halloween bash
Dracula’s Castle Is Taking Visitors. How Quaint.
No blood required, but pack that garlic anyway.
The Grown Man’s Guide to Halloween-ing in NYC
Playmates, psychos and cinema. Let’s review.
A Few Tricks for Celebrating Halloween Like a Grown Man
Your guide to the best things to do this Halloween
Yep, Sexy Halloween Costumes Are Still Repulsive
Do we really need sexy poop emoji? No, we do not.
How to Carve a Pumpkin Like a Pro
6 jack-o’-lantern hacks from master craftsmen
