The 4-Hour Rule: Calistoga

Hot springs, hot mud baths and hot-air balloons at sunrise

By Diane Rommel

The 4-Hour Rule: Calistoga
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23 September 2016

Gas up the car. 

We're going on a trip. 

Calistoga's long been our favorite Napa destination — maybe because it doesn't take itself too seriously. But also because it has so much to offer, from top-end hotels to down-home mud baths. 

It's time to get dirty. 

THE RIDE
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THE HOTEL 
There's nowhere for us in Calistoga but Indian Springs. The pool is nothing short of magnificent, but the rooms are just as good. Consider the private bungalows if you're traveling with friends. Otherwise, we love the rooms in the new, Mission Revival houses. They all come with a view; we like the ones that look over the geyser. It's peaceful. Which is why you came here in the first place. 


THE MORNING ACTIVITY
Want to really, really impress someone? Get them up before dawn (they won't like this part, but it gets better) for a sunrise balloon tour over town, and its assorted hot springs, vineyards, and (more) geysers. A mimosa breakfast (the best kind of all possible breakfasts) follows. 


THE AFTERNOON ACTIVITY
Want to relax after that intense morning experience? We've got the place: Dr. Wilkinson's Hot Springs Resort. It's low-key and fun and reminiscent of old-school Northern California in the best possible sense. Book a volcanic mud-bath followed by an hour-long massage. 


THE EVENING MEAL
If you're wiped, stay hotel-side and get dinner at Sam's Social Club. If you're looking to try something new, we recommend Evangeline, a French-Cajun bistro that serves everything we love, from shrimp étouffée to steak frites and grilled andouille sausage. Despite the francophile leaning, the menu is solidly backed up with local-to-us options — like the California sturgeon caviar on warm brioche. 

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