This isn't 'Nam. There are rules.
You're not wrong. You're just an assh*le.
That rug really tied the room together.
We all have at least one friend so fluent in the patois of Walter, Donnie and The Dude that he's practically made quoting The Big Lebowski a language unto its own. And if you'd like to be immersed in an entire room full of those people, we've got good news:
To celebrate the 20-year anniversary of the Coen Brothers' screwball masterpiece, TCM is coordinating a limited theatrical re-release on August 5th and 8th. Just punch in your zip code right here to claim tickets at the theater nearest you.
And if your city didn't make the cut? Throw on a robe, fill a punch bowl with White Russians and invite the crew over.
The Dude abides no matter where you're watching him.