Someone Get This Airstream Bar-for-Hire Its Nobel Prize Already

And the award for excellence in designated driving goes to ...

March 17, 2017 9:00 am EDT

Don’t drink and drive. Period. Ever. Full stop.

Drinking and riding, however — we’ll advocate for that. And we’ll advocate for using this thing when you do.

A full-sized ‘70s Land Yacht that’s been converted into a roving cocktail den, the Apollo 70 Airstream Bar is one of the most ridiculous custom builds that we’ve ever laid eyes on. Redesigned both inside and out to function as either an open-air drinks dispenser or miniature dive bar on wheels, the jealousy-inducing custom job is stocked with beer, wine, liquor and Champagne, wired with a top-notch surround sound system and offers hot and cold catering.

Airstream Bar (5 images)

Unfortunately, the bar is based in the U.K., so getting it stateside won’t be easy (or cheap). But while the owners prefer to stay local, they “can, if required, travel to the rest of the world.”

If you book it, we will come.

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Evan Bleier

Evan Bleier

Evan is a senior editor with InsideHook who earned a master’s degree in journalism from NYU and has called Brooklyn home since 2006. A fan of Boston sports, Nashville hot chicken and Kentucky bourbon, Evan has had his work published in publications including “Maxim,” Bleacher Report and “The Daily Mail.”
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