By Tanner Garrity / August 17, 2018 9:00 am

Did Al Capone stuff someone in a closet here or something?

Because if he didn’t, we are truly flummoxed as to why Chicago’s 3735 North Wilton just hit the market for a relatively affordable $619K.

The Wrigleyville penthouse condo offers pretty much anything you could need: Multiple beds and a spa-like master bath. A heated garage. Hardwood floors. Walk-in closets and marble counters.

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But all we care about is the home’s rooftop deck, a massive expanse with built-in speakers, a salt-of-the-earth seven-seat bar, neon brewery signs from when the curse had barely turned 75, a legion of outdoor seating and somehow enough space left over to throw bags. You could honestly be a Cardinals fan and still want to live here.

Yet, the whole deal’s pretty damn sweet for the W-flying diehard. It’s 0.3 miles from Wrigley, so it won’t give you one of those across-the-street perches, but it’s more than close enough to feel the walls shake when Kris Bryant deposits one 375 down the left-field line.

Find more info on the home here, and make an offer while the inexplicable price stays low. Then throw us an invite come October.