Arts & Entertainment | August 21, 2014 9:00 am

Status Update

The 30 status symbols of LA, ranked

By The Editors

As he ages, every Los Angeles man faces a challenge.

As he builds a career, as he invests in productions and Silicon Beach start-ups and competes for the affection of women and envy of friends, he simply has to find more refined ways to say “neener, neener, neener.”

These are those ways: Look at All My Sh*t! Los Angeles Status Symbols, Ranked.

These are the symbols only Angelenos will understand.

Ever been to an Oscar Party?

Where you commuting from? Highland Park? WeHo? Pacific Palisades?

What’s your club membership situation look like?

Each of these symbols is in the rankings.

Don’t get us wrong. We’re not advocating pure, unadulterated Ellisonian greed.

Because as far as your humble correspondents go, we’re just happy to park off the street.

Enjoy the guide.