The New "Star Wars" Trailer Has Its Own Trailer

Important: tickets for Star Wars: The Last Jedi go on sale right after the full trailer debuts Monday night during the Bears/Vikings game on ESPN.

The latest sequel, directed by Rian Johnson (Looper), opens on December 15th. Cool.

Somewhat important: Johnson doesn’t necessarily want you to see that trailer, claiming it gives away too much — which movie studios claim the people want. We don’t.

I a legitimately torn. If you want to come in clean, absolutely avoid it.

But it’s gooooood….. https://t.co/Y29K5yz8i4

— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) October 8, 2017

Not important: there’s also a teaser trailer — well, actually teaser trailers, plural — for the trailer out now (“Breathe … just breathe.”), which shows you nothing.

Unlike the actual trailer, which apparently shows everything.

Get ready. Trailer tomorrow. #TheLastJedi pic.twitter.com/woC9KF4GH8

— Star Wars (@starwars) October 8, 2017

Advice: Put down your phone, go outside. And breathe.

Use The Force if necessary.

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