When it comes to buying erotic art, no maxim is more useful than “A little dab’ll do ya.”
Because man alive, can this go wrong.
Should you insist, though, allow us to suggest the collection of vintage and artsy nudes at Oakland "adult gallery" Feelmore.
Yes, the same place that stocks an extensive library of sexual apparatuses.
However: they also have a sensitive, high-minded and some might even say refined selection of vintage and original erotica for the artistically open-of-mind.
Right now they're featuring the work of Carrie McLaughlin, a software developer-turned-watercolor artist.
It’s great: sensitive, distinctive, unusual. And the three pieces she has available on Feelmore’s site strike that perfect note of sexual intent without crossing the creeper line.
One’s sold. But our favorite (pictured at top) hasn’t.
And plenty of other stuff, if you’re so inclined.