Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Some Choice Words for “Schmucks” Who Won’t Get Vaccinated
"No, screw your freedom, because with freedom comes obligations and responsibilities."
Sandra Lee Would Like Some Credit for Cuomo’s Same-Sex Marriage Law
Cuomo flaunted the 2011 marriage equality win during his resignation speech, failing to credit his ex's influence
Instagram Is Really Sorry for Censoring a Nipple on a Penelope Cruz Movie Poster
In typical Instagram fashion, the platform removed images of the movie poster because it shows a lactating nipple
The Internet Is Cleansing Itself of “Cuomosexual” Merch
The reign of the Cuomosexuals is over
What Does It Really Mean When a Man Cooks Dinner for His Date?
On the one hand, romance. On the other, is he just trying to save money?
Rachel Uchitel Is Done With Tiger Woods NDA
After breaking her silence, Uchitel says a lawyer for Woods told her, "I will come after you for the rest of your life"
There Is No Real Paris Hilton
Like the iconic "Breakfast at Tiffany's" character she pays homage to in the final episode of "Cooking With Paris," Hilton is a phony, but a real phony
Sandra Lee Has Officially Won Her Breakup With Andrew Cuomo
We're all just really happy for Sandra Lee
I Would Like to Join This Band of Lady Robbers Stealing Rolexes From Old Rich Men
Dubbed the "Rolex Rippers," two unidentified women are accused of stealing expensive watches from unsuspecting golfers
Ice-T Wants the World to Know That He, Like His Child, Enjoys Sucking His Wife’s Breasts
The rapper defended Coco Austin's extended breastfeeding by reminding us that he, too, likes to suck on a boob every now and then
Sad Divorced Guy Bill Gates Regrets Palling Around With Jeffrey Epstein
"It was a huge mistake to spend time with him"
What Happened to the Push-Up Bra?
The '90s and 2000s were all about extreme cleavage, but the push-up bra responsible for that look has all but vanished in recent years.
You Haven’t Heard “WAP” Until You’ve Seen It in Sign Language
A video of a sign language interpreter signing along to the raunchy track at Lollapalooza has gone viral
Melinda French Gates Will Be Keeping Bill's Last Name, Thank You Very Much
Keeping your ex-husband's last name? A flex.
And Now, Penis Snakes
Some rather phallic snakes have turned up in a South Florida canal
Study: Neanderthals Sexed Themselves to Death With Humans
A rare blood disorder common in human-Neanderthal offspring may have played a role in the species' extinction