So maybe you don’t have a bone-crushing, six-door Hummer for sale.
Maybe you’re selling something a little more, well ... boring like this 1996 Suzuki Grand Vitara. In which case, you'll need to take a page from the notebook this cowboy … and peacock.
The seller does let on that maybe not all of these adventures have truly happened. But we swear we remember a late ‘90s Suzuki in Mad Max, no?