Carl Caminetti

Carl is a freelance writer and amateur botanist. He lives on Long Island with his cats and an enviable vermouth library. Yes, library. His opinions are his own.

All Articles From Carl Caminetti

A Record 3.3 Million Americans Applied for Unemployment Last Week

Last week's claims more than quadrupled the previous record

How Quitting Caffeine Can Help You “Sleep Like a Teenager”

Why sleep like a baby when you can sleep like a teen?

Liberty University Welcomes Students Back Despite Coronavirus Concerns

Almost 2,000 students were back on campus Tuesday afternoon

Convicted College Admissions Scandal Dad Released From Jail Early

The Nappa Valley dad was granted an early release amid coronavirus health concerns

A Navy Hospital Ship Is Coming to New York to Help Free Up Hospital Beds

The USNS Comfort will become New York's "floating hospital"

Do the Rich and Famous Have Easier Access to Coronavirus Testing?

The rich get richer and the poor get untested coronavirus

Michael Jordan’s Nike Agent Is Still a Tennis Dealmaker

Donald Dell also negotiated Stan Smith's first deal with Adidas

College Students Unknowingly Pay Thousands to Support Athletics

An NBC investigation found students pay hidden fees that don't always appear on tuition bills

World's Best Chess Player Is Terrorizing Internet Games Under a Pseudonym

Carlsen uses the name Dr. Drunkenstein during speed tourneys on the internet

Two Socialites Drown in Freak Accident off Fisher Island

"A vehicle on the Fisher Island ferry ended up in the water for reasons still unknown at this point in time."

Former Golf Reporter Claims He Saw Patrick Reed Improve His Lie Multiple Times

Peter Kostis gave a fairly damning interview on the "No Laying Up" podcast

Michael Avenatti Found Guilty On All Counts at Nike Extortion Trial

Avenatti was accused of attempting to extort up to $25 million from the apparel giant

Trump Is Inexplicably Obsessed With Retweeting This Sex Therapist

He's retweeted the account @SexCounseling three times

Rush Limbaugh Announces He Has Advanced Lung Cancer

The conservative radio host told listeners he will miss shows for treatment

Jeff Bezos Added $13.5 Billion to Fortune in Mere Minutes

Shares of Amazon surged 12 percent to $2,100 in extended trading Thursday