Carl Caminetti

Carl is a freelance writer and amateur botanist. He lives on Long Island with his cats and an enviable vermouth library. Yes, library. His opinions are his own.

All Articles From Carl Caminetti

Vibrator Named as Finalist for Electronics Show Gadget Award 

The app-controlled sex toy is up for the Last Gadget Standing award at CES 2020

Mormon Church Accused of Stockpiling Billions Intended for Charity

A whistleblower complaint also alleges the church could owe billions in unpaid taxes

How Kevin Durant Is Building His Investing Empire

Durant will make more than $70 million this season without suiting up for a game

Kansas City Votes to Eliminate All Fees for Using Public Transit

A city council voted unanimously to fund free bus service for the Missouri metropolis

Saints Clinch, Cowboys Fizzle on Reasonably Entertaining Thanksgiving

The Saints became the first playoff team of 2019 behind a dominating defensive performance

“National Lampoon,” “Playboy” Illustrator Gahan Wilson, Dead at 89

One of the great, irreverent, sometimes lewd cover artists of the 20th century

Jerry Sandusky Seeking Reduced Sentence

Sandusky is currently serving 30 to 60 years for sexually abusing 10 boys

Report: Trump Hosted Zuckerberg at Secret White House Dinner

The alleged meeting took place when Zuckerberg was in Washington to testify before Congress

The Future of Sneakers Has Arrived

Custom 3D-printed orthotic insoles, anyone?

Tiger Woods’s First Public US Golf Course Opening in 2020

Payne’s Valley in Missouri already has 10 holes open for preview play 

Adam McKay Developing Jeffrey Epstein Series for HBO

It is part of a five-year, first-look TV deal McKay closed with HBO

Washington Nationals Rule Baseball With Shocking World Series Win

It will go down as one of the great upsets in the history of America's Pastime

Deadspin Editor Fired For Ignoring "Stick to Sports" Memo

Barry Petchesky tweeted Tuesday that he had been fired for "not sticking to sports"

El Chapo’s Son Captured and Then Released After Gunfight With Cartel

The Mexican government had Ovidio Guzman Lopez in custody but were forced to set him free