America: Land of the Free. Home of the Brave. And — at least when July 4th is concerned — Stage of the Astonishingly Stupid.
While you probably saw proof of this on a local news broadcast over the weekend, a YouTuber named PhrenetiK shared a less-than-subtle reminder this weekend when he posted a video of a Corvette shooting fireworks out of the exhaust.
In the 30-second clip, a guy we’ll call Some Idiot slugs down what appears to be whiskey before hopping into a firework-equipped C7 Corvette. As reckless and inadvisable as it is, the ensuring burnout is also very difficult to turn away from.
As always, don’t try this at home.
Also, don’t do this:
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