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Happy Moose: It’s a hangover healer

  • 27 August 2013

If shaking off last night’s whiskeyed antics was easy, there wouldn’t be a market for RU-21 and chili-drenched tater tots.

But that market exists, just like your headache.

Fight the feel-bads with a heavy dose of the good stuff (fruit and vegetables, mon frere), courtesy of Happy Moose Juice and their fresh-daily raw and organic cold presses.

What you’re thinking: should a man juice? Yes, a man should juice. Didn’t say cleanse. Said juice. Doesn’t mean you’re giving up lunch.

Happy Moose pops-up its eight and 16 oz. bottles at Range on Valencia in the daylight hours, but the forward-thinking man can always order ahead via Good Eggs.

BeetFor the alcohol-related malady, we recommend two tasty potables.

First up: Pharmoosey Rx. Given the amount of awesome they've squeezed into the bottle — sweet carrots and beets, supergreens and a ginger-garlic kick — we're willing to forgive the name. The bloody color is a bonus.

KaleAnd for the green juice man, try the Kale Earnhardt. Jokes about revving engines aside, this guy'll have you bright-eyed in sixty seconds, care of his kale-and-spinach frame and bright lemon and green apple finish.

Worth mentioning: this is the only cold-pressing joint in the Mission.

So put down those cheese fries and save the hair of the dog for tonight.

The Specifics

Happy Moose Juice

842 Valencia Street (Range)
between 19th and 20th
From $5

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