There’s Now a Hotline for Screaming Into the Phone
You can call this number and just scream into the phone, because 2020
Someone Working for Pope Francis "Liked" a Model's Saucy Instagram Pic
For once, the Vatican seems to think this warrants a quick investigation
Gritty, Explained by an Actual Living, Breathing Philadelphian
Fine, we will share Gritty with you. But first, you must understand the fires from whence he came.
The Internet Stans Vern, a Man Who Said a Woman Could Be President in 1963 (Kind of)
Vern Hause told a local reporter a woman "couldn't do any worse" than some male presidents. Feminist hero?
How Americans Watched Porn on Election Day
Pornhub has the Erection Day results we've all been awaiting
The Story of Election Week 2020, As Told by Its Memes
Someone please let John King take a nap
The Internet Is So Mad at Nate Silver and the Needle (Unless Maybe It’s Not?)
It was a rough night. Especially if your name was Nate.
Google Searches for Fries and Alcohol Reached an All-Time High on Election Night
It was a big night for booze and fried food
10 Photos You, A Man, Should Not Put in a Dating App Profile
The selfie is dead.
How a Punk-Rock Satire Site Conquered the Internet
While the media industry at large is facing great uncertainty, The Hard Times is thriving
The 14 Social Accounts We’ll Be Following on Election Day
From actual reporters to therapeutic beavers
Wayne Brady Would Like You to Stop DMing His Teen Daughter
Sliding into an underage girl's DMs is weird. Obsessively monitoring your teen daughter's social media is also weird.
Kim Kardashian’s Tone-Deaf Pandemic Birthday Gets the Meme Treatment
What, you don't round up 100 friends and fly to a private island when you want things to feel normal?
What Is Doomscrolling, And How Do You Kick the Habit?
Your incessant bad-news browsing is — surprise! — not helping your anxiety. Here’s how to fix it.
10 Things to Start Doing Differently in Your All-Male Group Chats
Less misogyny and fantasy football. More structured prompts and fitness motivation.
Instagram Is Changing Its “Breast Squeezing” Policy (Kind of)
You may now cup or hug your own breasts, but Instagram still has to draw the line at squeezing, apparently.