Target Accidentally Made Santa Penis Cookies; Moms Are Amused
Sometimes penises just have a way of drawing themselves
The Porn Industry and No Nut November Are at War
As an internet fad built on misinformation gains steam, the industry it threatens is finally punching back
This Model Is Trying to Catch Cheating Boyfriends on Instagram
Paige Woolen is catching cheaters in the DMs
Pete Davidson to Play George in "It's a Wonderful Life" Live Read
Yeah, you read that correctly
There Is Now an Online Dating Platform for Bald Guys
Bald Dating wants to help bald guys connect with those who can appreciate a bare-headed man
There’s Now a Hotline for Screaming Into the Phone
You can call this number and just scream into the phone, because 2020
Someone Working for Pope Francis "Liked" a Model's Saucy Instagram Pic
For once, the Vatican seems to think this warrants a quick investigation
Gritty, Explained by an Actual Living, Breathing Philadelphian
Fine, we will share Gritty with you. But first, you must understand the fires from whence he came.
The Internet Stans Vern, a Man Who Said a Woman Could Be President in 1963 (Kind of)
Vern Hause told a local reporter a woman "couldn't do any worse" than some male presidents. Feminist hero?
How Americans Watched Porn on Election Day
Pornhub has the Erection Day results we've all been awaiting
The Story of Election Week 2020, As Told by Its Memes
Someone please let John King take a nap
The Internet Is So Mad at Nate Silver and the Needle (Unless Maybe It’s Not?)
It was a rough night. Especially if your name was Nate.
Google Searches for Fries and Alcohol Reached an All-Time High on Election Night
It was a big night for booze and fried food
10 Photos You, A Man, Should Not Put in a Dating App Profile
The selfie is dead.
How a Punk-Rock Satire Site Conquered the Internet
While the media industry at large is facing great uncertainty, The Hard Times is thriving
The 14 Social Accounts We’ll Be Following on Election Day
From actual reporters to therapeutic beavers