Reports of a Donald Trump OnlyFans Page Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
The rumor mill has been busy since Trump was banned from a number of social media sites last week
Women Still Can’t Be Priests, But They’re Now Allowed to Do Other Stuff They’ve Definitely Been Doing All Along Anyway
Women now have Pope-sanctioned permission to continue serving Communion, but the priesthood remains a pipe dream
A Condom in a Tree Confirms This Is, in Fact, the Horniest Season of “The Bachelor” Yet
A testament to just how low the horniness bar for "The Bachelor" really is
Is the "Au Naturel" Approach to Body Hair Making a Comeback?
Barely-there pubic hair has been the norm for decades, but there's a growing demand for a return to more unkempt times
Sex Workers Speak Out Against “Sell/Buy/Date” Documentary
Sex industry professionals fear the doc is yet another example of an exploitative mishandling of sex worker narratives
Giving Head Might Be Giving You Cancer
Performing oral sex might put one at a greater risk of contracting HPV
Viennetta, the Official Dessert of Mass-Market Faux Luxury, Is Back
Was Viennetta fancy, or was it just ruffly?
There’s a Pandemic Sperm Shortage, and “Sperm King” Megadonors Are in High Demand
Sperm is in high demand, and these online donors can't unload their product fast enough.
Tiffany Has a New Record-Setting Diamond, the Largest It’s Ever Offered for Sale
It's also Tiffany's most expensive diamond yet
I Am So Sick of Hand Sanitizer Discourse
Kylie Jenner is selling hand sanitizer, and the internet has some very predictable thoughts
“A Teacher” Delivers a Post-Me Too Referendum on the 2013 Film That Inspired It
An earlier version of Hulu's hit series presents a very different male lead, drastically shifting our responsibility as viewers
There’s a New Children’s Show About a Man With a Giant, Uncontrollable Penis
Comically large genitalia, but make it a kids' show
Cardi B Doesn’t Let Her Daughter Listen to “WAP,” and She Has a Very Reasonable Explanation
"It’s pretty much common sense."
Apparently Teens Don’t Believe in Helen Keller
TikTok is rife with Helen Keller conspiracy theories
Why Does Amazon Want Photos of You in Form-Fitting Clothing?
And more importantly, what does it really do with them?
Children Are Becoming More Resourceful Amid the Pandemic
With more free time on their hands, many kids are learning to become independent