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If the last few holiday seasons have taught me anything, it’s that people love an Advent calendar.
Traditionally, these Christmas countdowns featured tiny numbered flaps that, when opened, revealed a small religious photo or piece of chocolate. They were typically flat cardboard boxes with no frills that you could pick up at your local grocery store. Nowadays, there is an Advent calendar for nearly every conceivable niche.
Do you like jam? There’s a Bonne Maman Advent calendar for you. Do you sip whiskey? Congrats, here’s 24 days of fancy drams. Enjoy having sex? Do I have some news for you. When I say every niche, I mean every niche, including sexual ones.
Yes, there are sexy Advent calendars for all you naughty little ho ho hos, filled with selections of toys and accessories for every type of play. And while there are a ton of sexy calendars out there to gift, I must direct you to the best in the biz.
Sex toy retailer Lovehoney has become known for its extravagant sex toy and lingerie Advent calendars, to the extent that they quickly sell out every year. This week, the company launched five new seductive holiday offerings — and they’re a real bang for your buck.
The calendars range in price from $109 to $369, but you’ll find nearly all of them are worth well over $300. And unlike some other Advent calendars on the market (cough, cough, Chanel’s $800 calendar full of worthless trinkets), Lovehoney’s boxes are filled with top-rated items you’ll find yourself reaching for all year, from high-powered devices to luxurious accessories, all guaranteed to spice up intimate moments this holiday season and beyond.
Now, let’s dig into the specifics of Lovehoney’s five new Advent calendars. And remember, these boxes tend to sell out quickly, so I wouldn’t hesitate to grab one.
- What you get: 24 penis- and vulva-centric toys, including vibrators, BDSM accessories and anal toys
- Perfect for: Couples looking to enhance pleasure, explore bondage and kick their foreplay up a few notches
- Actual worth: $618
- The pièces de résistance: The Womanizer Classic 2 and We-Vibe Sync Lite, together worth $228
- What you get: A luxurious selection of high-end toys and sexual wellness essentials
- Perfect for: Couples who enjoy the finer things in life
- Actual worth: $912
- The pièces de résistance: Womanizer Next, We-Vibe Sync 2 and the Arcwave Pow, worth over $467 combined
- What you get: A 12-piece romantic collection designed to ignite romance, passion and shared moments
- Perfect for: Couples looking to broaden their romantic connection with bondage, massage and tantalizing sensory play
- Actual worth: $322
- The pièce de résistance: We-Vibe Jive 2, worth $139
- What you get: A female-focused 12-piece collection celebrating self-love and pleasure
- Perfect for: Spoiling your partner with premium pleasure essentials that she can use solo or with you
- Actual worth: $278
- The pièce de résistance: The Venus Glow clitoral suction stimulator
- What you get: Lovehoney’s best-value 24-piece calendar for couples and solo explorers alike. While it’s the most affordable option, the calendar is still packed with pleasurable toys, sexy games and exciting accessories.
- Perfect for: Couples seeking a spicier sex life without going over budget
- Actual worth: $261
- The pièce de résistance: The Womanizer Mini 2
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