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If the last few holiday seasons have taught me anything, it’s that people love an Advent calendar.
Traditionally, these Christmas countdowns featured tiny numbered flaps that, when opened, revealed a small religious photo or piece of chocolate. They were typically flat cardboard boxes with no frills that you could pick up at your local grocery store. Nowadays, there is an Advent calendar for nearly every conceivable niche.
Do you like jam? There’s a Bonne Maman Advent calendar for you. Do you sip whiskey? Congrats, here’s 24 days of fancy drams. Enjoy having sex? Do I have some news for you. When I say every niche, I mean every niche, including sexual ones.
Yes, there are sexy Advent calendars for all you naughty little ho ho hos, filled with selections of toys and accessories for every type of play. And while there are a ton of sexy calendars out there to gift, I must direct you to the best in the biz.
Lovehoney has become known for its extravagant sex-toy and lingerie Advent calendars, to the extent that they quickly sell out every year. This week, the company launched five new seductive holiday offerings — and they’re a real bang for your buck.
The calendars range in price from $129 to $369, but you’ll find nearly all of them are worth well over $300. And unlike some other Advent calendars on the market (cough, cough, Chanel’s $800 calendar full of worthless trinkets), Lovehoney’s boxes are filled with top-rated items you’ll find yourself reaching for all year, from high-powered devices to luxurious accessories, all guaranteed to spice up intimate moments this holiday season and beyond.
Now, let’s dig into the specifics of Lovehoney’s five new Advent calendars. And remember, these boxes tend to sell out quickly, so I wouldn’t hesitate to grab one.
- What you get: 24 penis- and vulva-centric toys, including vibrators, BDSM accessories and anal toys
- Perfect for: Couples who are curious explorers, looking to enhance pleasure and kick their foreplay up a few notches
- Actual value: $609
- The pièce de résistance: The Womanizer Liberty 2, worth $109
- What you get: An exciting selection of high-end toys, games and sexual-wellness essentials
- Perfect for: Couples or solo explorers looking to spice things up in the bedroom
- Actual value: $346
- The pièce de résistance: The Womanizer Starlet 3 Clitoral Suction Stimulator, worth $85
- What you get: A collection of luxury toys, games and sexual-wellness essentials to elevate romance, passion and shared moments
- Perfect for: Couples looking to broaden their romantic connection with bondage, massage and tantalizing sensory play
- Actual value: $909
- The pièce de résistance: The Womanizer Enhance, worth $169
- What you get: A female-focused 12-piece collection celebrating self-love and pleasure
- Perfect for: Spoiling your partner with premium pleasure essentials that she can use solo or with you
- Actual value: $321
- The pièce de résistance: The Lovehoney Indulge G-Spot and Clitoral Stimulator, worth $90
- What you get: Lovehoney’s premium seven-day calendar for couples, packed with pleasurable toys, sexy games and exciting accessories.
- Perfect for: Couples seeking to ignite passion and deepen their connection
- Actual value: $292
- The pièce de résistance: We-Vibe Moxie+ for discreet hands-free clitoral stimulation, worth $129
