Just like your most tiresome Facebook friends, sometimes celebrities like to broadcast their political views.
Like that time the host of The Apprentice accused the President of not being born in this country. Remember that?
But unlike your former high school acquaintance who posts preposterous clickbait at every opportunity, celebrities at least have the decency to make you laugh while they waste your time.
Here, the most ferocious celebrity political zingers so far.
Some people seemed upset that I called @realDonaldTrump a moron, so I wanted to clarify my remarks: He’s also an asshole. #ImWithHer
— Bruce Spingsteen (@Boss1949) September 26, 2016
trump and i are actually a lot alike. i always announce i’m on my period before a shoot to set the standards, then remind them again after
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 27, 2016
She came across as the girl in third grade who always volunteered to be “class monitor” when the teacher went to the bathroom. pic.twitter.com/eZ56wEsqGM
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) September 27, 2016
Hillary Clinton belongs in the White House. Donald Trump belongs on my show.
— Jerry Springer (@jerryspringer) September 27, 2016
“Paying their fair share” reminds me: where are your tax returns @realDonaldTrump
— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) July 22, 2016
Hell is just a continuous loop of Hillary Clinton trying out dance moves.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) March 31, 2016
Hillary Clinton is the kind of person to have a photo taken of them playing XBox, but the controller is off.
— Philip DeFranco (@PhillyD) April 5, 2016
One of these people looks like a president. The other looks like he’d dance way too close to you at a wedding.
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) September 27, 2016
I’m starting to regret having Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch over for lunch.
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) July 5, 2016
Trump’s manager says Trump showed great restraint. That’s like saying Anthony Weiner showed great restraint.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) September 28, 2016
Donald Trump’s hair looks like logo on a sweatshirt that was blurred out in post for legal reasons. #debatenight
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) September 27, 2016
Want to see Hillary come out and say “The Russians just handed me your tax returns” just to see if Trump bolts
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) September 27, 2016
Hillary’s got bigger hands.
— Pat O’Brien (@POBPATOBRIEN) September 27, 2016
Trump’s “there is something bad I was going to say that I’m not going to.” was a classic Housewives line, direct quote from #RHONY Reunion!
— Andy Cohen (@Andy) September 27, 2016
Hillary Clinton, you are NOT indicted! pic.twitter.com/aKUTU21Cko
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) July 5, 2016
Got a hold of Trumps tax returns! @RealDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/xQvufd4PfL
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) September 27, 2016
I’m thinking a #Trump-Seagal ticket would be tremendous. The supernova of non-credible hair alone makes it unstoppable! Putin’s on board!
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) December 17, 2015
Trumpy talks about “the internet” with the understanding of a nana
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) December 16, 2015
Torn between Hillary and Trump? Ask yourself, “Which candidate would I rather have a weird, tightly-wound, simmering-hostility beer with?”
— Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane) September 10, 2015
donald trump vs hilary clinton feels more like celebrity death match than presidential front runners
— Hoodie Allen (@HoodieAllen) March 2, 2016
Donald Trump is the first joke I’ve ever been offended by.
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) February 28, 2016
Roosevelt: “Speak softly and carry a big stick”
Trump: “I have a big classy stick. Amazing stick, beautiful. I build the best sticks”
— Alex Hirsch (@_AlexHirsch) March 2, 2016
Wait a minute. Just reading down my Twitter feed. Trump said WHAT???
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 9, 2016
Well @realDonaldTrump just suggested his supports could use the 2nd Amendment to “stop” Hilary. Happy Tuesday.
— Jesse Tyler Ferguson (@jessetyler) August 9, 2016
RT if you’d rather Obama have a 3rd term #debatenight pic.twitter.com/NlVHDS8Pqn
— Dory (@Dory) September 27, 2016
This article was featured in the InsideHook newsletter. Sign up now.