Evan Bleier

Four floors. 3,000 guests. Knock yourself out, sea dorks.

Coffee? ‘Never tried it.’ Salt? ‘A little bit.’

Preferably with your ample keister parked atop them

It arrives in a box. Then you move into it.

Details on the grocery getter to end all grocery getters

Nice try at a humanlike sense of humor, robot

Hope your dog's been practicing his vertical leap

Hope you don't like sports

It deflates.

Tired of the view? Do something about it.

Twenty-five states won't accept a driver’s license in 2018

But WTF is it?

When's the last time you picked up a new hobby?

You like warm hands, cold beer and a good night's rest?

And 7 other key takeaways on Apple Watch, Apple TV and more

Some things never change