For the alcohol-related malady, we recommend two tasty potables.
First up: Pharmoosey Rx. Given the amount of awesome they've squeezed into the bottle — sweet carrots and beets, supergreens and a ginger-garlic kick — we're willing to forgive the name. The bloody color is a bonus.
And for the green juice man, try the Kale Earnhardt. Jokes about revving engines aside, this guy'll have you bright-eyed in sixty seconds, care of his kale-and-spinach frame and bright lemon and green apple finish.
Worth mentioning: this is the only cold-pressing joint in the Mission.
So put down those cheese fries and save the hair of the dog for tonight.
842 Valencia Street (Range)
between 19th and 20th