If shaking off last night’s whiskeyed antics was easy, there wouldn’t be a market for RU-21 and chili-drenched tater tots.
But that market exists, just like your headache.
Fight the feel-bads with a heavy dose of the good stuff (fruit and vegetables, mon frere), courtesy of Happy Moose Juice and their fresh-daily raw and organic cold presses.
What you’re thinking: should a man juice? Yes, a man should juice. Didn’t say cleanse. Said juice. Doesn’t mean you’re giving up lunch.
First up: Pharmoosey Rx. Given the amount of awesome they've squeezed into the bottle — sweet carrots and beets, supergreens and a ginger-garlic kick — we're willing to forgive the name. The bloody color is a bonus.
And for the green juice man, try the Kale Earnhardt. Jokes about revving engines aside, this guy'll have you bright-eyed in sixty seconds, care of his kale-and-spinach frame and bright lemon and green apple finish.
Worth mentioning: this is the only cold-pressing joint in the Mission.
So put down those cheese fries and save the hair of the dog for tonight.
842 Valencia Street (Range)
between 19th and 20th