Friends, at some point a few short years ago, someone in this world — in Germany, actually, unsurprisingly — organized a meeting, sat down, fingered the rim of their coffee/tea/Diet Coke cup and announced:
“We gotta sex up our carp calendar.”
And this is what they came up with.
Don’t get us wrong. We love a synechdoche in the form of a carp calendar as much as anybody. And if 2016 can be divided into two modes — tragic-tragic and tragic-comic — well, this cetainly just nailed the second one.
This is the 2017 Carponizer calendar. It’s about $20, and available on Amazon. It’s worth checking out if for no other reason than the shot of one blonde model wearing nothing but an American flag and a fish.
Our favorite look, by the way, is the model, seen above, with the gong over her lady parts.
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