If Your Coffee Table Doesn’t Chill Your Beer, What’s the Point?

When you leave the couch during the game to get a beer you miss things, like Vanderbilt’s Matthew Fisher-Davis inexplicably fouling Northwestern’s Bryant McIntosh and costing his team a March Madness win.

When you stay on the couch to get a beer you miss less things — and you drink more beer. That’s what we call a win-win.

Designed to keep you happily couch-ridden, the Sobro Coffee Table puts almost everything you might want during an extended TV binge within arm’s reach.

Featuring a refrigerator drawer with enough space for 30 beers, two outlets, two USB charging ports, a pair of bass-heavy speakers and underside LED lights for setting the mood, the Sobro is Bluetooth-ready and can also be controlled via a touchscreen in its tempered glass tabletop.

The high-tech centerpiece takes things even further with a compressor that can adjust the fridge to precise temperatures, but it doesn’t forget about its roots and keeps things dorm-room real with a pair of side drawers for storing standard coffee table fare.

With an MSRP of $1,500, the Sobro is selling for $500 on Indiegogo for a limited time only.

Please do get up for bathroom breaks.