“Sh*t. I Haven’t Done My Shopping Yet.”

Sir, we’re perilously close to Christmas Day.

T-minus a plate of cookies and counting.

And yet, if you’re like most American men, you still have presents to buy.

So, hark the procrastinating angels sing, we made you this: Your Last-Minute Holiday Shopping Guide. 

Inside, we suggest eight gifts and the eight actual stores where you can still buy them. 

In some cases, where you can’t buy the gift locally, we’ve provided links to Amazon — which offers two-day shipping within the continental United States. 

For mom, we’ve got the year’s most colorful gadget/fitness tracker. 

For the young’uns, we’ve got a toy that becomes a thousand other toys.

We even threw in some ideas for your co-workers and colleagues.

If we’ve neglected to include ideas for somebody on your list, just remember: when in doubt, liquor.

Home Depot’s never a bad idea either.

Who doesn’t need a power drill? (We’ve got one for you.)

Or a chrysanthemum?

Enjoy the Last-Minute Holiday Shopping Guide.