A couple months ago, we wrote about the Opus, a $100 million L.A. mansion for sale on Billionaire’s Row.
You’d think with the Cristal-stocked champagne vault, Roberto Cavalli flooring and indoor car museum with complimentary gold Lamborghini and Rolls-Royce, some Bond villain would have snatched it up posthaste. But for some reason, the property is still on the market.
Consequently, there’s only one thing for a luxury real estate agent to do: shoot a NSFW promo video with scantily clad models in gold body paint.
You read that right. Watch the video above and you’ll get a full tour of the seven-bed, 11-bath Opus, led by women straight out of some Egyptian/Bret Easton Ellis/Kanye West dreamscape.
Then around the 1:15 mark things get … nightmarish. A woman sashays around the champagne cellar in a Sons of the Harpy-style mask, and were we in the room with her that’s about the time we’d ask for the exit (and be met with a locked door, probably).
Only time will tell if this strategy pays off, but chances are there are a few billionaires who will be intrigued because they had the totally wrong takeaway after watching Eyes Wide Shut.
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