Your sexual peccadilloes are your own business.
Other people’s peccadilloes: their business.
But hey, some people like to share.
Now you can see those people in all their birthday-suited glory at the HUMP! Film Festival — a nationwide tour of artsy smut, now on tour.
Curated by renowned relationship columnist Dan Savage, the scribe behind Savage Love, HUMP! is a sex-positive event that reveals “the broad (and creative) range of human sexuality.”
Which means: no-holds-barred homemade movies, in five-minute, ahem, spurts.
“No limits or stipulations,” as the organizers say.
So expect some wildly diverse offerings.
Among the must-sees:
- Beethoven’s Stiff: A penis conducts Beethoven’s Fifth. A vagina plays the French horn.
- The Grocer: Will “change how you view grapes and carrots.” A “Best Kink” winner of 2014.
- Cinderfella: Not the Jerry Lewis version.
The tour starts February 21st in Philadelphia, and then moves through San Francisco, Los Angeles, Chicago, Cleveland and 11 other cities.
Don’t worry: it’s OK to laugh (God knows that happens enough in our beds). Just go in with an open mind.
Don’t judge.
And keep your hands to yourself.
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