You Can Now Doomsday Prep for $20 a Month

Thanks to the words of a certain red-hatted bill signer, the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists’ Science and Security Board recently set the hands of the Doomsday Clock at two and a half minutes to midnight.

Hopefully, they’re just being paranoid. They’re doomsday preppers, after all. But just in case, you might want to sign up for the SHTF Mystery Gear monthly subscription box.

A monthly delivery containing a combination of knives, fire-starting tools, emergency prep gear, hard-use tools, paracords, hydration enhancers and other survival gear, each box comes with an assortment of objects that are worth more than you’ll be paying.

Boxes are available for $20, $50 and $90, and customers can cancel at any time.

And remember: just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they’re not after you.