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Considering the circumstances surrounding this Memorial Day weekend, we’re willing to bet you don’t have any plans (as you shouldn’t) and are now thinking to yourself what could you possibly do to properly celebrate the holiday? Since barbecues and beach trips are out of the question, the only thing there’s really left to do is buy some sex toys. Luckily Lovehoney is keen to the wants and needs (and boredom) of the public and is offering a range of dildos, butt plugs and other sexy sex things at up to 50% off —because when you can’t celebrate with your friends, a vibrating cock ring is the next best thing. So, happy Memorial Day weekend. Now go get off.
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Lovehoney Magic Touch Rechargeable Clitoral Finger Vibrator
Dominix Deluxe Inflatable Spreader Bar, Cuff and Blindfold Set
Ready, Set, Oh! Couple’s Vibrator Gift Set (5 Piece)
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