Sir, we’re perilously close to Christmas Day.
T-minus a plate of cookies and counting.
And yet, if you’re like most American men, you still have presents to buy.
So, hark the procrastinating angels sing, we made you this: Your Last-Minute Holiday Shopping Guide.
Inside, we suggest eight gifts and the eight actual stores where you can still buy them.
For the old man, we've got a pair of sunglasses Hunter Thompson used to wear.
For the young’ns, we’ve got a freakin' backyard zipline kit.
We even threw in some ideas for your co-workers and colleagues.
If we’ve neglected to include ideas for somebody on your list, just remember: when in doubt, liquor.
Home Depot’s never a bad idea either.
Who doesn’t need a power drill?
Or a chrysanthemum?