8 Things Every Man Should Do on Christmas Eve
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8 Things Every Man Should Do on Christmas Eve

Relax. Have a drink. Then do this.

  • 24 December 2014

Even if you're not reveling in capitalistic excess tomorrow, you likely will have the day off. And so will everybody else. So, today, on Christmas Eve, get your affairs in order. Have a drink. Relax. Like this:


1. Finish your last-minute shopping. 

Liquor stores were made for this. Whistlepig just released a wonderful, limited-edition rye. Home Depot is open, too. Surely somebody needs a power drill? Or a chrysanthemum? But in seriousness, check out our Last-Minute Holiday Shopping Guide to San Francisco.

2. Stop by your local and tip the bartender.

Here’s our holiday tipping guide.

3. Home. Reading chair. Music.

This year, we’re recommending Kay Martin and Her Body Guards. Risque Vegas lounge act from the '50s. She’ll put you in the holiday spirit.

4. Fix yourself a cocktail.

May we recommend The Dogpatch, by Rye on the Road’s Greg Lindgren.

5. Relax with a nice, long read.

Our friends at Longreads just debuted their annual best stories of the year, including “I Smoked Pot With David Brooks,” “Who Wants to Shoot an Elephant” and TV reporter Miles O’Brien on what it’s like to lose an arm.

6. Dinner?

If you’re going out on Christmas Eve, we recommend Frances on 17th or Maruya on 16th, which just received its first Michelin star.

7. After dinner: Netflix.

A reel’s worth of classic flicks are leaving Netflix at the end of the month, including Kramer vs. Kramer, The Breakfast Club, Braveheart, Gladiator and Big Trouble in Little China.

8. Or hell with it, slasher film.

Your correspondent’s own weird Christmas Eve tradition is to watch a seriously f----- up holiday flick right before bed. Something that cuts through the Christmas sap, you know? Two recs (not Netflix, but cheap to stream/rent): '80s slasher flick Silent Night Deadly Night and Rare Exports, where Finnish reindeer hunters fight an evil Santa. Good times.

9. Sleep the sleep of kings.

Did you buy any of the worst presents of 2014? No? Good job. Sleep well.

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