By this time tomorrow, it’ll all be over (the election and possibly the world as we know it, results pending).
Might as well spend the final hours in the company of likeminded people. And booze. Lots of it.
Hence, we’ve compiled a list of the 21 best places in NYC to watch Wolf Blitzer excitedly point at a map, as based on your desired viewing environment.
Without further ado, here’s where to watch if you …
Hate Both Candidates and Want to Plot a Revolution: Village Pourhouse
Want Actual Smart, Reasonable Bipartisan Conversation With Strangers: Brooklyn Winery
Are Scared: Under your bed
If You're Sick of All This and Just Want Some Sports: Ditch Plains
Think We Should Lock Her Up: Trump Bar
Are Happily (and Legally) Married and Want that Freedom Upheld: Housing Works
Need to Throw a Going Away Party for All Your Mexican Friends: Campeon
Want to Grab Women by the P*ssy: Literally nowhere ever.
Secretly Want to Ruin Everything and Vote for Jill Stein: The Drip Alchemy Bar
Don’t Want to Remember the Results in the Morning: The VNYL
See the Horrible Results on a 90-inch Screen: Nitehawk Cinema
Have a Taco Because It’s Tuesday: Pacific Standard
Not Actually Know What’s Happening: CinéSalon
Listen to Old Men Wax Nostalgic About the Civility of the Nixon-Kennedy Days: Keens Steakhouse
Watch Amateur Comedians Make Everyone Nervous With Armchair Commentary: The Bell House
Meet Someone You Can Marry for Citizenship in Another Country: Black Forest Brooklyn
Want to Drink Everything But Trump Vodka: Russian Tea Room
Drink Somewhere That Has No Walls: Haven Rooftop
Be Unsure If Everyone Around You Has Voted the Same Way as You: Rock Center Cafe
You’re Really Gonna Move to Canada: Dinosaur BBQ (Ed. note: You must order the Dino Poutine)
Need to Sing Your Election Blues Away: Sid Gold’s Request Room
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