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Sexy Santas to staff your holiday party

  • 09 December 2013

Holiday party season, that nog-scented scrum of back-slapping and ludicrous sweaters, is officially underway.

Now you must ask yourself: does my party include twerking sugarplum fairies?

Well it could. It should. And it will, when you enlist the services of theatrical staffing agency Quench.

Quench is helmed by Kelsey Crane, a pretty young thing who’s appeared on Dexter and occasionally frolics in a shower.

While Quench will staff your bar, your coat-check and your kitchen, where they really excel is in the … non-traditional.

As in “Sexy Santa” burlesque troupes.

Or “Winter Ice Queens” serving shots down a frosty luge.

And the aforementioned twerking fairies, who sadly were cut from a recent event due to budget – so they’re available.

If you’ve got your own ideas, simply give Crane a call and she’ll sort you out.

“Right now I’m sourcing seven-foot-tall toy soldiers for one of my clients.” says Crane. “And not stilt-walkers – legitimate seven-footers.”

'Tis the season indeed.

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