While other parts of him aren’t known for being very large, no one has ever disputed the size of Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump’s big mouth — the dude does not mince words.
For that reason — and because it’s funny — the interwebs decided it would be a good idea to start doing brisk movie plot explainers as Trump and that's how #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots was born.
For example, this is a #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots review of Jurassic Park: “The park? Poorly run, folks. In my park the dinosaurs would be bigger. I mean YUGE. Make Goldblum great again”
Get it? Got it. Good. The internet will be taking it from here.
Little Frodo, very small guy, tries to destroy a ring, it takes forever, total loser. I'd do it quicker, believe me #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots— Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon) August 18, 2016
This guy, this creepy guy, he's got scissors for hands. Many people are saying this. My hands, they're great. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots— Aaron Wiener (@Wieneraaron) August 18, 2016
Biff—great guy, good friend of mine—they ruin his life! Doc and Marty—total losers. Can't win without time machine. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots— Alex Gookin (@_AlexGookin) August 18, 2016
Scar – strong leader, respected. Jungle going great. Now? A mess! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) August 18, 2016
Schindler. What a traitor. Sneaks behind Germanys back to help these terrorists. Bad business. Id have him hung. #trumpexplainsmovieplots— James Warner (@xXI_Am_MeXx) August 19, 2016
Nash, hears voices, he's crazy!Give HIM a noble prize? Imagine what I could win. I have the best brain, the best. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots— Jeremy Canfield (@gingajsc139) August 19, 2016
The Grinch, great guy. Trust me. The Whos are such losers, folks. I'm polling great in Whoville, by the way. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots— Mike Cochnar (@trashcan_jones) August 19, 2016
Kid wants BB gun for Christmas, pathetic and wimpy, weak, Go Bigly, kid, ask for AK47, be a winner, like me #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots— Rick Villafana (@rick_villafana) August 19, 2016
Listen, folks. Japan is in real trouble. Nice people. Big lizard problem though. Huge. Ruining the market. Sad. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots— Bo Hunter (@BoHunterrr) August 19, 2016
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots Jeff Lebowski - great, great guy. Beautiful, stunning wife - He gets his rug stolen by some liberal - big crook!— Ryan Hensel (@dieseldda) August 19, 2016
Big shark. Biggest shark you ever saw. I saw it, folks. Huge. Police chief. Great guy, friend of mine. He KILLED it #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots— Scott Dooley (@scottdools) August 18, 2016
Keyser Soze, great guy, tells great stories, amazing stories. Has a limp, boom, no limp. This guy beats everybody. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots— Allan Chaykin (@bad_sloth) August 19, 2016