Some Genius Made a Sex-Toy Machine That Wishes You ‘Happy New Year’

Let's kick 2017 off with a bang (NSFW)

By Kirk Miller

 
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02 January 2017

You never know what’s coming this year.

Or who.

That's about how mature a sense of humor you’ll need to enjoy “Sex Machine 2017,” a Rube Goldberg machine made of sex toys designed to wish you well in the new year. Created by Super Deluxe, a YouTube community of “creative weirdos,” this is the paddle-spankin’, dildo-loving, blow-up-doll-laden way to say, “Dear 2017: whatever you got, we can take it.”

Probably in some sort of orifice.

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