“F*ck those dragons!”
Ask Samuel L. Jackson to do a recap of Game of Thrones and ye shall receive.
Just premiered on YouTube, “Game of Thrones Beginner’s Guide: Uncensored” features our favorite Pulp Fiction thespian summarizing six seasons of the HBO drama in his imitable style.
Does it work? Eh … as Jackson warns in the beginning, “Newbie, we only have a few minutes and a lot to cover.”
Plus, some seasons and plotlines get short shrift. “Some time has passed and all hell has broken loose because of things I don’t have time to explain,” Jackson notes halfway through, literally fast-forwarding through the battle at Hardhome and barely noting the Battle of the Bastards.
As for everyone’s favorite Mother of Dragons … Jackson seems nonplussed. “After all this,” his voice rises at the end, “You’re still stuck on these f*cking dragons?”
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