R2-D2 can open just about any door, transmit hologram communications and dance.
But is it useful? To you? Like, right now, while you’re sitting on your couch watching the game? Unlikely. This is: the R2-D2 Moving Refrigerator, capable of wheeling about a case of cold ones to you sofa-side.
Granted, in the amount of time it takes that fridge to roll over, you probably could have gone to the local bar and back. But if the Force ain’t strong in you or you have a penchant for booze-toting childhood ephemera, cue the John Williams score and add your name to the preorder.
May be The Force be with you.