Meet the Porn Star Pets of Instagram

Beauties and their beasts

By The Editors

 
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26 July 2016

Sit back, and imagine the Instagram feeds of your favorite porn stars. We did more than imagine: We examined them. Dozens. They are exactly what you'd expect: There's lingerie, frolicking, and a lot of butts.

In between all those arched backs and coconut breasts, though, are pets. Porn stars' pets. Because some things are universal. Some things aren't. But some things are. Everybody — literally everybody — wants to put their pets on Instagram. Even Jenna Jameson

Above: Jenna Jameson's beloved Shogun
Choice comment: "I love your pups"

Above: Monique Alexander's adorable Yorkies
Illuminating caption: "These two always hogging the bed! I always lose my spot (because it's warm) to Ms.Nicky when I get up to use the bathroom"

A photo posted by Tanya Tate (@tanyatate) on

Above: Tanya Tate's boxer Millie
Illuminating caption: "She missed me and I missed her"

Above: Skin Diamond's borrowed cat
Illuminating caption: "No matter where I am in the world, I will always want to make friends with every animal that I see"

Above: Phoenix Askani's kitty friend
Illuminating caption: "I spend so much of my time with cats and dogs that I've been imagining ghost animals crawling around my legs or passing through hallways out of the corner of my eye lately when I'm not with them."

Above: Aiden Ashley with Daisy
From Daisy's profile: "I've slept with more band dudes than you ever will"

Above: Alexis Texas and what we think might be a boxer
Illuminating caption hashtag: "#teamtexass"

A photo posted by Joanna Angel (@joannaangel) on

Above: Joanna Angel's rescue dog
Illuminating caption: "Sleepy little baby I love him so much !!!"

A photo posted by Lexi Belle (@omgitslexi) on

Above: Lexi Belle's friend Lola
Trenchant comment: "She walked up to me and she asked me to dance. I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said 'Lola'"

Above: Skin Diamond's cats
Caption hashtag: "#Cutestcatcouple"

Above: Jessica Drake and friend
Trenchant comment: "I missed you and don't even know you. In a totally non creepy way :)"

A photo posted by Teagan Presley (@msteagan) on

Above: Teagan Presley's friend
Illuminating caption: "So cute, so playful, yet so deadly...to my Achilles' tendon"

Above: Jenna Haze's puggle
Illuminating caption: "She does not want me to go to class today..."

Above: Nikki Delano's rescue Benzo
Illuminating caption: "Mommy's little man dressed in his football jersey"

A photo posted by Tori Black (@misstoriblack) on

Above: Tori Black and her bullies
Caption hashtag: "#sundayfunday"

Above: Dana DeArmond and her "doddlebug"
Trenchant comment: "I've never been more jealous in my life I fucking love sphinx cats"

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