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Shark jaws, like you’ve never seen them before

  • 29 April 2013

Animal trophies say something about a man's hunting prowess.

Take the Big Mouth Billy Bass. That says you’ve stalked and killed a K-Mart. 

Leave the animatronic puppets in aisle five, friend; reveal your aesthetic prowess instead with Stephan Alexander's mounts, taking orders now.

Sourced from imports and fossils found during high desert excursions in the Southwest, Alexander’s car-painted skulls are sporty. Not to mention powerful. They're the Porsches of wall-mounts.

Once he gets the shark, blesbok, bull or African warthog bones in his hands, he boils them, buries ‘em in salt to dry and cleans them out.

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From there, he finishes his pieces with car-paint and an airbrush, leaving a high gloss, brightly-colored line of wall mounts with names like “Cocaine Caribou” and “Candy Dipped Shark Jaw.”

Currently Alexander sells his pieces as “one of a kind,” as each skull is different. Custom orders are also available.

And arriving right around now: a new collection of white-tailed deer craniums and zebra skulls.

Just some stripes of a different color.

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