What do waxing salami, greeting the unemployed and tugging a salmon have in common?
Exactly what you think they do.
The French art/design publication Ufunk recently offered a visual representation for masturbation euphemisms heard (felt?) around the globe (note: it's in French, but you can figure it out).
Our favorites below. Winner: India. Loser? Italy. Ouch.
See the rest here.