Today, let’s not worry.
You’ll read nothing here about the Chinese stock market. Or Kanye’s 2020 presidential campaign.
Or your Sisyphean journey through long-weekend traffic.
(If you’re reading this, you’re probably off on that journey already. Good luck.)
So buckle up: we’re gonna have some fun.
For starters: let’s get you something for that traffic! Say hello to the Oshkosh Joint Light Tactical Vehicle (pictured above), which marries the Humvee's agility with a tougher skin.
As they tell it, "It's like mating a tank with a Jeep.”
For those on a more nostalgic trip, there’s the Woody.
As in, the Jeep Grand Wagoneer, which will be back in all its wood-paneled glory in 2018, almost a quarter-century after going out of production.
It’s the ultimate family car of yore, now retooled as a high-end super ute.
As long as we’re getting you a new car, you’ll need a new home. May we suggest one of the 10 most expensive U.S. homes available right now? A cool $100 million will get you all 2,538 acres of Michael Jackson’s Neverland.
Finally, celebrate your new car and land with a cigar. A Cuban cigar. Legally!
Throw in a baseball stadium while you’re at it.
Hey, it’s Labor Day weekend.
You’ve earned it.
Better roads ahead.