Behold, the most Hamptons of Hamptons homes there ever was.
The specs for this stunner read less like an actual real-estate listing and more like a passage out of a Scott Fitzgerald rough draft.
Designed by Barnes Coy Architects, the 5,800-square-foot, six-bedroom, 7.5-bath mansion will settle for no less than hosting all your friends and all their friends into perpetuity.
The outdoor swimming pool is surrounded by decks with views of the Atlantic and trees as far as the eye can see, and there’s an outdoor kitchen for flipping burgers in your skivvies. Inside you’ll find a game room, four (yes, four) fireplaces and entire walls of windows. But the home theater might make you forget about all that — the hot tub, too — if only for a few hours.
At a cool $13 million, can you really afford not to?