The sun will rise, the Browns will suck and someone’s gonna steal your umbrella. That’s life.
Which is what makes it so unsurprising that a startup that actually thought an umbrella sharing service would end in anything except a whole lot of missing umbrellas ended up taking a bath.
While the umbrella-sharing startup — which uses an app to collect a $2.90- per-umbrella deposit and an extra $0.07 per half-hour — made it clear customers could collect their rentals outside train and bus stations, they apparently didn’t clarify how the units should be returned so most renters decided just to keep them.
"Umbrellas are different from bicycles," company founder Zhao Shuping told the SCMP. "Bikes can be parked anywhere, but with an umbrella you need railings or a fence to hang it on."
Refusing to admit defeat, Zhao wants to make another bet on the prevailing goodness of humanity and plans to release another 30 million umbrellas by the end of the year.
The forecast isn't good.