Although your opportunity to rent a Brooklyn igloo for two via Airbnb has passed, all hope for freezing your ass off in the name of leisure is not lost.
You’ll also be happy to know the next best alternative involves fishing and beer.
The Igloo Bar on Minnesota’s Lake of the Woods is built from two portable sections of metal frame covered in foam insulation, and features a chimney, satellite dish and heated port-a-potties as well as hoodie-clad barkeeps serving a full bar along with a limited dinner menu.
And thanks to its location on the ice at Zippel Bay Resort, guests can utilize pre-cut holes under the insulated floor to fish for walleye, sauger, northern pike and perch from the comfort of their bar stools for just $5 an hour.
Stay toasty, my friends.