Arts & Entertainment | November 25, 2020 9:04 am

Michael B. Jordan Is Joining OnlyFans

The actor's OnlyFans debut will put his quarantine mustache front and center

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Please join us in welcoming Michael B. Jordan, and Michael B. Jordan's mustache, to Onlyfans.
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Newly crowned “Sexiest Man Alive” Michael B. Jordan is the latest high-profile celeb to join OnlyFans. But despite his award-winning sexiness, the star — like most of the increasing number of celebrities who have flocked to the subscription site previously dominated by sex workers — will not be showcasing any nudity.

Rather, Jordan intends to use the platform to flaunt his quarantine mustache, which he has apparently named Murphy.

“I never had time to actually sit in one place and grow my facial hair where I didn’t have to get it groomed, or manicured, or anything like that. So, during quarantine, I just wanted to see how much hair I could actually grow,” Jordan explained during a recent appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

“Got an OnlyFans coming soon,” the actor announced, adding that the platform will provide an excellent opportunity to showcase the ‘stache.

And while Jordan may not be stripping down on the site, it does seem like something resembling mustache porn isn’t entirely outside the realm of possibility: “Eating fruit, all types of crazy stuff, it’s going to get wild.”

The star also revealed that any proceeds from Murphy’s OnlyFans run will go to a community in need: barbers.

“All the proceeds I want to go towards a barber school because during the quarantine, you know, there’s been so many businesses and schools that shut down,” Jordan continued, confirming that he is in fact serious about this rather bizarre if altruistic endeavor. “My barber Joe and the whole team, we’ve been plotting on that so we’re going to work the system.”

Move over Bella Thorne, there’s a new OnlyFans star in town, and his name is Murphy the Mustache — “Murph for short,” as Jordan explained.

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